[Fans Club] My Super KUSO Ma~!!

Hi av8dy,

I think my mum hv evoluted sooooooo much that she is now "cyan out from blue" so so so much already!!!

I'm now openin' her fan club for u guys to apply membership..........XDDD

OK! letz givu her BIO here :-

By my observation, she started to be "friend" w/ mi 2-3(?!) yrs ago......
[i.e. i mean she started to copy my lang tone, style & wordingz!!!]

& she upgrade herself from 1.0 to 1.2 as she started to use computer for WORK...

then she was still so dumb to use computer that she couldn't control the mouse & couldn't un the logic (at all)...

but as timez goz by.......she was OK to email in & out gum la.... still dun really know much on how to surf~~!! [i.e. juz go to a particular sites but no otherz]

I was having quarrel with her for many times as she "hon bar" my computer for toooo long time & her excuse is :

"i'm doing biz & u r NOT!!! if u need to eat rice gum u shut up lah~~~"

ok......so............as i need to kick her off from da relationship w/ my computer......

i bought her a $7xxx laptop for solely her use-!!!!!

thx GOD!!! my luvly computer com' back to me & she hs her new lover~~~~~

her online skill is then gradually upgrade from 1.2 to 1.5 to 2.0.....

she started to use SKYPE (which i nv use, dun wanna use & STILL DUNO how to use....example 1 cyan >blue).....

her KUSO living style is from 2.0 jumped up to 2.5......as she praisez she is sooooo ying / beautiful / 索......etc. everyday / EVERY CHANCEZ!!!! (example 2 of cyan > blue)

i give her some blogs (also help her using google reader >0< wat a mistake!!) to surf & she now luv to use google & yahoo blog search lor~

duhz!! then she show me many times wat she found some nice stuff wor........chiu!!

Also, she started to junk mail me this year & said tonez of moliu~est things in it~~~~~~~

tooooooo moliu that i can't paste all here.......i think i hv already told some of u how kuso she is in MSN....(ok!! ok!! i know u gals luv her so much already~~~~)

the new thread of junk mail with me & her is talking how messy i made my home now (since she went back to cn)

Quote of today is : "if i am in there, safe as taishan, hard as stone, u have more confidence. so world has mama is the best world. XDD



don't miss me so much"




= sPEeChLESS=

the Nth times already!!

SHE WINS!!

i think my Kuso mama 3.0 Beta is running so smooth that will release this weekend......

5 則留言:

匿名 說...

我第一個報名先!!! XDDD
有咩jetso o架?
我要簽名相唔該!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

刺蝟大王 說...

頂,我居然淪為002!!!

Vienne Ng 說...

hey members,
ur idol is super funny today AGAIN!! XD

her 1st email to me is :
" :'(, outside is raining, i go to bank and back all wet. today is what day ar?my heart is raining too"

then i asked her Y???

she reply me :- "u see the old leg of date, u will know, wowowowowowow :'("

oops~ it's her "OLD LEG" B-day lor!!!

pls gift her B-day praising!!!!

p.s. her kuso lang really ho dim!!!

匿名 說...

To my NEW IDOL:

On yr "OLD LEG" B-day, I wish U -

Fok Yu Dong Hai!!!
Sau Bay Nam San!!!

wakakakakaka!

Vienne Ng 說...

ur Idol's reply for U :-

Hi No 1,

Thanks for your greeting, don't listen to vienne too much, i just want to have some fun/smile during days. Today I turn to 5 pages, but honestly really look as 30 something, please don't eat too much with vienne, she is very fat and she hope to be slim wor, please please keep an eye for me, have a good weekend.

CSM